Monday, August 29, 2005

The Truth at Last Revealed


All Hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Hellhowdooya!


I've been washed in the juice of the vine and become a Pastafarian!

RAmen!

with thanks
going to ae at arse poetica for her prayers for my saladation

When Will It All End?

Much inarticulate snarling and sputtering about. And yet more. And once again, still some more...

Pinch me lord, for I am surely dreaming....


from arse poetica:


University of California Sued Over Creationism.

LOS ANGELES -- A group representing California religious schools has filed a lawsuit accusing the University of California system of discriminating against high schools that teach creationism and other conservative Christian viewpoints.

The Association of Christian Schools International, which represents more than 800 schools, filed a federal lawsuit Thursday claiming UC admissions officials have refused to certify high school science courses that use textbooks challenging Darwin's theory of evolution. Other rejected courses include "Christianity's Influence in American History."

According to the lawsuit, the Calvary Chapel Christian School in Murrieta was told its courses were rejected because they use textbooks printed by two Christian publishers, Bob Jones University Press and A Beka Books.

Wendell E. Bird, a lawyer for the association, said the policy violates the rights of students and religious schools.

"A threat to one religion is a threat to all," he said.

UC spokeswoman Ravi Poorsina said she could not comment, because the university had not been served with the lawsuit. Still, she said the university has a right to set course requirements.

"These requirements were established after careful study by faculty and staff to ensure that students who come here are fully prepared with broad knowledge and the critical thinking skills necessary to succeed," Poorsina.

A Favorite Place


Ruin near Ettrick
dating to the time of the enclosures

Glasgow - Charles Rennie Mackintosh

Chancel
Queen Charlotte's Church



Main Facade
Glasgow School of Art


Entrance
Glasgow School of Art



Interior
School of the Martyrs


Entrance
Blythswood Club


Detail
Entrance

Blythswood Club


Piano
Music Room
House for an Artist


Wall Hanging
Dining Room

House for an Artist


Table
Dining Room
House for an Artist

Happy Birthday

Oliver Wendell Holmes the elder (1809 – 1894)

American writer


He was one of the best regarded American poets of the 19th century.



Ingrid Bergman(1915 – 1982)

Academy Award-winning Swedish actress

The most beautiful woman ever to appear on the screen, imho.

from Wikipedia:
Ingrid Bergman first came to fame when she starred as Ilsa Lund with Humphrey Bogart in the 1942 's
Casablanca.

She received her first Academy Award nomination for Best Actress for the film,
For Whom the Bell Tolls (1943). The following year she won Best Actress for Gaslight (1944). She received a third consecutive nomination for Best Actress with her performance in (1945). She would receive another Best Actress nomination for The Bells of St. Mary'sJoan of Arc (1948).

Alfred Hitchcock who directed her in
Notorious and Spellbound was known to be obsessed about her.

With her starring role in (1956)'s Anastasia, Bergman won Best Actress for a second time.

She would continue to alternate between performances in American and European films. She received her third Academy Award (and first for Best Supporting Actress) for her performance in
Murder on the Orient Express (1975), but she publicly declared at the Academy Awards telecast that year that the award rightfully belonged to Italian actress Valentina Cortese.

In 1978 she played in Ingmar Bergman's
Autumn Sonata (also known as Höstsonaten) for which she received her seventh Academy Award nomination and made her final performance on the big screen. It is considered to be among her best performances.

She could speak Swedish, German, French, English and Italian fluently, which caused fellow actor John Gielgud's remark, "She speaks five languages, and can't act in any of them", which, given her prodigious talent, must have been a joke.


Ingrid Bergman was honored posthumously with an Emmy Award for Best Actress in 1982 for the television mini-series
A Woman Called Golda, about the late Israeli prime minister Golda Meir.


Preston Sturges (1898-1959)

American film director & screenwriter


from Wikipedia:

Sturges took the screwball comedy format of the 1930s to another level, writing dialogue that, heard today, is often surprisingly naturalistic, mature, and ahead of its time, despite the farcical situations. It is not uncommon for one of Sturges' actors to deliver an exquisitely turned phrase and take an elaborate pratfall within the same scene. A love scene between Henry Fonda and Barbara Stanwyck in "The Lady Eve" was enlivened by a horse, who repeatedly poked his nose into Fonda's head.

He won the first Academy Award ever given for Writing - Original Screenplay for the "Great McGinty" script.

Sturges received two screenwriting Oscar nominations in the same year (1944) , for "Hail the Conquering Hero" and "The Miracle of Morgan's Creek."

Four of his films were chosen among the American Film Institute's 100 funniest movies: "Miracle of Morgan's Creek, "The Lady Eve," "Sullivan's Travels" and "The Palm Beach Story." Their combination of sentiment and cynicism has kept them fresh for today's audiences.




Charlie Parker (1920-1955)

American jazz musician
The Absolute Master of the saxophone

Charles "Yardbird" Parker was an amazing saxophonist who gained wide recognition for his brilliant solos and innovative improvisations. He was, without a doubt, one of the most influential and talented musicians in jazz history.

A founding figure of bebop, Parker's innovative approach to melody, rhythm and harmony exerted an incalculable influence on jazz. Several of Parker's songs have become standards of the repertoire
(listen).


Richard Attenborough (1923-)

British actor and film director


In 1982, he achieved his long-cherished ambition of completing a biopic of the life of the great Mahatma Gandhi, Gandhi (1982), earning him the Best Director Oscar.

Poem of the Day

The Chanbered Nautilus by Oliver Wendell Holmes

THIS is the ship of pearl, which, poets feign,
Sails the unshadowed main,--
The venturous bark that flings
On the sweet summer wind its purpled wings
In gulfs enchanted, where the Siren sings,
And coral reefs lie bare,
Where the cold sea-maids rise to sun their streaming hair.

Its webs of living gauze no more unfurl;
Wrecked is the ship of pearl!
And every chambered cell,
Where its dim dreaming life was wont to dwell,
As the frail tenant shaped his growing shell,
Before thee lies revealed,--
Its irised ceiling rent, its sunless crypt unsealed!

Year after year beheld the silent toil
That spread his lustrous coil;
Still, as the spiral grew,
He left the past year's dwelling for the new,
Stole with soft step its shining archway through,
Built up its idle door,
Stretched in his last-found home, and knew the old no more.

Thanks for the heavenly message brought by thee,
Child of the wandering sea,
Cast from her lap, forlorn!
From thy dead lips a clearer note is born
Than ever Triton blew from wreathèd horn!
While on mine ear it rings,
Through the deep caves of thought I hear a voice that sings:--

Build thee more stately mansions, O my soul,
As the swift seasons roll!
Leave thy low-vaulted past!
Let each new temple, nobler than the last,
Shut thee from heaven with a dome more vast,
Till thou at length art free,
Leaving thine outgrown shell by life's unresting sea!

From the sheer brilliance that is fafblog

FAFBLOG: So what's up, Democrats?
JOE BIDEN: What's up is the war in Iraq, which is terribly mismanaged, Fafnir.
FB: Oh wow! Are you guys against the war, too?
JOE LIEBERMAN: Oh no, we're not AGAINST the war!
HARRY REID: We're all FOR it!
BIDEN: It's the best worst idea in the world, and we're gonna run with it to victory!
HILLARY CLINTON: Watch me eat a bug!
FB: So we can actually win the war! That's great news!
LIEBERMAN: Yes!
REID: Sort of!
BIDEN: Maybe!
CLINTON: I can wrestle a buffalo!
FB: I'm confused.
REID: The problem is troop levels, Fafnir. The US invaded without enough boots on the ground!
LIEBERMAN: Just another couple hundred thousand soldiers on the ground and hey, we should have this thing wrapped up in no time!
BIDEN: Just like I told George Bush all along! I told him in the Oval Office, "You're gonna go in without enough troops and you're not gonna plan for the occupation and it's gonna be the biggest mistake of your presidency and I'm gonna vote for it!" (more)

Sunday, August 28, 2005

Jon Stewart Confuses Hitchens

from Crooks & Liars via arse poetica:

Jon Stewart lays Drunken Ex-Trotskyite Anti-Semitic Bush Whore™ Christopher Hitchens out with one punch and then for the next 10 minutes proceeds to piss all over Hitchen's feeble arguments about the Iraq mess.

Why is it that this comedian is the bravest newsman in all of America?


Somedays I feel like I want to have Jon Stewart's baby (and I'm male)! [;>)>

handrummer's Thought for the Day

For those of us on the left, expecting the Democrats to ride to our rescue is a lot like repeatedly sticking your wet finger in an electric socket hoping that someday you will become a light bulb.

Lots of pain.

No enlightenment.

Operation 'If the Shoe Fits'

from my bestest blog buddy, ae at arse poetica:


Ann Telnaes has some suggestions for the Pentagon's recent announcement to put the war slogans intended to build public support on soldiers' tombstones in Arlington Cemetery.

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How can we think it's anything but a macabre propaganda ploy when their defense for doing it is this:

The owner of the company that has been making gravestones for Arlington and other national cemeteries for nearly two decades is uncomfortable, too.

"It just seems a little brazen that that's put on stones," said Jeff Martell, owner of Granite Industries of Vermont. "It seems like it might be connected to politics."

What does this guy know? He's only been doing it for 20 years.

The Department of Veterans Affairs says it isn't. "The headstone is not a PR purpose. It is to let the country know and the people that visit the cemetery know who served this country and made the country free for us," VA official Steve Muro said.

Are we to think that the millions of visitors to the gravesites of the thousands of soldiers already buried in the cemetery won't know that those soldiers "served this country and made the country free for us"? What are they saying?

A Favorite Place


Our sweet and wonderful home

Poem of the Day

Coptic Song by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

LEAVE we the pedants to quarrel and strive,

Rigid and cautious the teachers to be!
All of the wisest men e'er seen alive

Smile, nod, and join in the chorus with me:
"Vain 'tis to wait till the dolt grows less silly!
Play then the fool with the fool, willy-nilly,--

Children of wisdom,--remember the word!"

Merlin the old, from his glittering grave,
When I, a stripling, once spoke to him,--gave

Just the same answer as that I've preferr'd;
"Vain 'tis to wait till the dolt grows less silly!
Play then the fool with the fool, willy-nilly,--

Children of wisdom,--remember the word!"

And on the Indian breeze as it booms,
And in the depths of Egyptian tombs,

Only the same holy saying I've heard:
"Vain 'tis to wait till the dolt grows less silly!
Play then the fool with the fool, willy-nilly,--

Children of wisdom,--remember the word!"

Happy Birthday

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749 – 1832)

German novelist, dramatist, humanist, scientist, philosopher


Author of
Faust and Theory of Colours

A brilliant writer,
Goethe (pronounced ['gø tə]), was one of the paramount figures of German literature and European Neo-classicism and Romanticism in the late 18th and early 19th century.

Inspired Darwin with his independent discovery of the human premaxilla jaw bones and focus on evolution.


Leo Tolstoy (1828 – 1910)

Russian novelist, social reformer, pacifist, Christian anarchist, vegetarian, and moral thinker


One of the greatest of all novelists, particularly noted for his masterpieces
War and Peace and Anna Karenina; in their scope, breadth and realistic depiction of Russian life, the two books stand at the peak of realistic fiction.

His ideas on nonviolent resistance through his work
The Kingdom of God is Within You, greatly influenced Mahatma Gandhi and Martin Luther King.

Reading The Kingdom of God is Within You at an early age (12) is one of the reasons I came to consider myself an anarchist . Though I no longer would claim to be a Christian, Tolstoy's proclaimation of individual worth and dignity remains just as compelling for me today.


Sheridan Le Fanu (1814 – 1873)

Irish writer of short stories and mystery novels.


An early practicioner of the genre of horror fiction in its modern form, virtue does not always triumph in his work and easy explanations for supernatural occurrences are not always forthcoming.


Le Fanu's plots are well-crafted and vivid. He specialised in tone and effect rather than shock horror. Still, tales such as the vampire novella
Carmilla can be profoundly effective.

Carmilla
greatly influenced Bram Stoker in the writing of Dracula.


Jack Kirby (1917 – 1994)

American comic book artist


from Wikipedia:

With Joe Simon he created the patriotic hero Captain America for Timely Comics (later Marvel Comics) 1941. Kirby's dynamic perspectives, ground-breaking use of center-spreads, cinematic techniques and exaggerated sense of action made the title an immediate hit and rewrote the rules for comic book art.


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Kirby had a hand in the creation of nearly every character for Marvel for the next several years. Some of the highlights include such characters and concepts as the Fantastic Four, Thor, the Incredible Hulk, Iron Man, the original X-Men, the Silver Surfer, the Avengers, Doctor Doom, Galactus, Magneto, the Inhumans and their hidden city of Attilan, and the Black Panther and his African nation of Wakanda.

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Kirby was often co-plotter of the stories he drew, in the style of the so-called Marvel Method, leading him to introduce elements not mentioned in Lee's scripts; in particular, Kirby is credited as having created the Silver Surfer, who was not mentioned in Lee's plot outline for the character's first appearance. Apparently, Lee asked Kirby for the design of Galactus to be used as a God-like villain in Fantastic Four. Kirby thought that such a powerful villain should have a herald and added a comparatively small figure surfing the air. Lee asked about it, and the Silver Surfer eventually became one of Lee's favourite Marvel characters.





Charles Boyer (1899 –1978)

French actor.


Many to credit him with the never-heard line "Come with me to the casbah." (not uttered in Algiers (1938))

The absolute epitome of French suaveness, he is best known for his role in the 1944 film Gaslight in which he tried to convince Ingrid Bergman's character that she was going insane.

THE SWINE! I mean it's INGRID BERGMAN for ghod's sake! No man lucky enough to be married to her should even look at another woman.




Robertson Davies (1913-1995)

Canadian novelist, playwright, critic, journalist, and professor.


One of Canada's best-known and most popular authors, and one of its most distinguished men-of-letters.


A personal favorite, his books reward repeated reading in a way that few others do.



Donald O'Connor (1925 – 2003)

American singer, dancer and actor

Came to fame in a series of movies in which he co-starred with Francis the Talking Mule.
Best known for his performance as Gene Kelly's fast talking sidekick Cosmo Brown in the movie musical
Singin' in the Rain.

Be it Dead Man's Fang, Arizona or dear old Broadway, he could make us laugh, make us laugh, make us laugh.
Many thanks, Mr. O'Connor!

Glasgow - World Pipe Band Championships

The principal competion venue on Glasgow Green.
Unfortunately, my travel schedule didn't allow me to stay for the Championships on Saturday.



An impressivly chapeaued band enters the arena during a preliminary competition


This band woke me one morning by practicing in the part of Kelvingrove Park adjacent to my B+B. A great way to start the morning, watching them prepare for the competition. A most pleasant alarm clock, I must say.


The audience is often seemingly right amongst the pipers, at least we were at this venue for the Preliminaries held on the Glasgow Green.


Returning champions from a previous year (2003) take the field.


A band forms in a tuning circle during a practice session in Kelvingrove.

Saturday, August 27, 2005

Glasgow Public Buildings


The Scottish Exhibition and Conference Center
Clydebank


A sad and savage victim of European bureaucratic architectural brutalism, the SECC looks good when photographed from the south bank of the Clyde, but is about as unfriendly to humans as any public building I have ever been in. Full of corridors that dead end without warning, signage that excels at creating confusion as the primary experience of place, and a hard surface to sound ratio that must be heard to be believed. Some sections of this structure cannot be accessed from other sections without first exiting the building, walking through mud filled parking areas and re-entering, often on a different level, to reach a room purportedly on the same level one had just left. An amazingly ill designed bit of European Union Redevelopment Folly.
Glasgow Central Station

A wonderful industrial Victorian space filled with art noveau metalwork and a vivid sense of place and time.


Glasgow University
Hillhead


The beautiful and moving Victorian main building sits amid a great green just west of Kelvingrove.



Glasgow Science Center
Clydebank


This museum to the love of science is full of great hands-on activities that give children of all ages delight. The wonderful great curves of the exterior contain a wonderfully functional interior.

Opposite the SECC on the banks of the Clyde, it is also opposite the SECC in its success as a public building. This is the very essence of what a public space should be.


Glasgow Cathedral

Another marvelous Glaswegian stone structure.

A Favorite Place

Glencoe
Highlands
, Scotland
A place of severe beauty and spare isolation

Poem of the Day

The Base of All Metaphysics by Walt Whitman

AND now, gentlemen,
A word I give to remain in your memories and minds,
As base, and finale too, for all metaphysics.

(So, to the students, the old professor,
At the close of his crowded course.)

Having studied the new and antique, the Greek and Germanic systems,
Kant having studied and stated--Fichte and Schelling and Hegel,
Stated the lore of Plato--and Socrates, greater than Plato,
And greater than Socrates sought and stated--Christ divine having
studied long,
I see reminiscent to-day those Greek and Germanic systems, 10
See the philosophies all--Christian churches and tenets see,
Yet underneath Socrates clearly see--and underneath Christ the divine
I see,
The dear love of man for his comrade--the attraction of friend to
friend,
Of the well-married husband and wife--of children and parents,
Of city for city, and land for land.

Happy Birthday

Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel (1770 - 1831)
philosopher


In his honor, I give you 'The Philosophers Song' from Monty Python


Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar

who could think you under the table.

David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel.

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine

who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teacha

'bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.


John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,

On a half a pint of schandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away,

Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.

And Hobbes was fond of his dram.
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart,

``I drink, therefore I am.''

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed,

A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.


Man Ray (1890–1976)
American Dada and Surrealist artist


Paul Reubens (b, 1952- )
American actor, writer, and comedian
best known for his character "Pee-wee Herman"

His improvisational death scene as the never quite dead, always back for more vampiric henchman in the film version of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" is a classic bit of cinematic silliness.


Edward Theodore Gein (1906 – 1984)
Serial Killer & Amateur Taxidermist

His real life actions were the inspiration for Robert Bloch's character Norman Bates, the crazed motel manager in Alfred Hitchcock's "Psycho"

Friday, August 26, 2005

Happy Effin' Birthday, Nineteenth Amendment

One of the intellectuals at the main NeoCon think tank spouts off on Sunday morning pundocrat TV about the continuing development of democracy in Iraq and the place of women there-in. Nice to see that the NeoCons are really truly concerned that American style democracy be developed in Iraq. Or is it that they see Iraq as a testing ground for the reshaping of our political landscape? Seems to me that far too many of them are of the opinion that all women should be barefoot and pregnant (and not just metaphorically).

This guy Gerecht is a menace. He has parlayed some college classes, a bit of language training, and a stunt trip into Iran hiding in a box into some sort of fake expertise about things Middle Eastern. No wonder the NeoCons haven't got a clue. They are listening to people like him.




from Norwegianity via arse poetica:

They really don’t give a shit about assuring women the right to vote. Not here, not there. On the anniversary of the Nineteenth Amendment, the United States of America – where more than half the eligible voters are women – has decided that “democracy” means most people don’t get to cast a ballot:
MR. GERECHT**: Actually, I’m not terribly worried about this. I mean, one hopes that the Iraqis protect women’s social rights as much as possible. It certainly seems clear that in protecting the political rights, there’s no discussion of women not having the right to vote. I think it’s important to remember that in the year 1900, for example, in the United States, it was a democracy then. In 1900, women did not have the right to vote. If Iraqis could develop a democracy that resembled America in the 1900s, I think we’d all be thrilled.
"I mean, women’s social rights are not critical to the evolution of democracy."

**Reuel Marc Gerecht**

from his bio at the Project for a New American Century:

Reuel Marc Gerecht is the Director of the Middle East Initiative at the Project for the New American Century and a resident fellow at the American Enterprise Institute.

He is recently a contributor to Present Dangers: Crisis and Opportunity in American Foreign Policy (Editors Robert Kagan & William Kristol; Encounter Books, 2000) and is the author under the pseudonym of Edward Shirley of Know Thine Enemy: A Spy's Journey into Revolutionary Iran (Farrar, Straus & Giroux, 1997).

A former Middle Eastern specialist in the CIA, Mr. Gerecht writes frequently on the Middle East, Central Asia, terrorism, and intelligence, in such publications as the New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, The Washington Post, The International Herald Tribune, The Atlantic Monthly, The New Republic, The Weekly Standard, Foreign Affairs, Foreign Policy, The Middle East Quarterly, Playboy, and Talk.

A CIA Cover Blown, a White House Exposed

A cogent and coherent summary of the events in the Affaire de Rove et Plame et Novak. Well worth reading, even if you think you understand the sequence of events. You will learn even more. And we must not let Rove escape this time.

from the LA Times via Amygdala
By Tom Hamburger and Sonni Efron, Times Staff Writers

WASHINGTON — Toward the end of a steamy summer week in 2003, reporters were peppering the White House with phone calls and e-mails, looking for someone to defend the administration's claims about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

About to emerge as a key critic was Joseph C. Wilson IV, a former diplomat who asserted that the administration had manipulated intelligence to justify the Iraq invasion.

At the White House, there wasn't much interest in responding to critics like Wilson that Fourth of July weekend. The communications staff faced more pressing concerns — the president's imminent trip to Africa, growing questions about the war and declining ratings in public opinion polls.

Wilson's accusations were based on an investigation he undertook for the CIA. But he was seen inside the White House as a "showboater" whose stature didn't warrant a high-level administration response. "Let him spout off solo on a holiday weekend," one White House official recalled saying. "Few will listen." (more)