Poetry CreatOR2 -- Java! (Computer Generated Poetry) Poetry/ Humor
Need a quick bit of verse? Feeling uncreative. Use the handy poetry creator. Enter a few words, hit generate, a bit of judicious editing and viola!

Not bad for five minutes work, eh?

The Swift Meow

She progressed,
Eating sharks as snack food,
The purring for each slaying
Briskly done
Like Semper Fi in the eye,
Or Hermes humming to his scale.
Then onward, watching her sweet Jesus cry,
As he tiptoed homeward in the blood,
And her ghost was stifled in its fit of rage,
Just as the brittle leaf has maimed the tree.

Heads whip back when crushed,
Anvil-like,
Against The Crab Exploded,
Leaving in its wake
A litter of shiny unused subway tokens.