from Y.P.R.: A Style Guide for Blog Parodists

January 4, 1860

Welcome to the blog I'm blogging,
Me, the warrior Hiawatha.
One with love and one with nature,
Though my internet provider
Doesn't work by force of nature—
Doesn't work at all, some mornings.
To peruse the morning headlines:
Have you seen the latest story
That the Gichee-Goomee newsmen
Never bother with reporting
Due to all their leftwing bias?
Hiawatha hates their bias
And their use of forged smoke-signals!
Turn instead to Hiawatha,
He will tell you what's transpiring,
Funded by his mom Nokomis
And the Sacred-belt foundation!

Posted by: longfellowsbitch at 1:06 a.m.
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